Dear Mr Lizard (or is it Ms?),
Thank you for visiting my bathroom floor yesterday. It was nice to know the diversity of animal life living in my neighborhood. However, I do feel compelled to let you know that your beautiful brown camouflage was quite effective, and I almost didn't see you. I am quite a bit bigger than you and I would hate to squish you between my toes. It may be best if you didn't visit again.
Sincerely,
Me
PS: Thank you for the quite artistic bit of lizard poo you left as a present. It quite reminded me of the coil pottery we made in kindergarten. It was really a nice, lizard-size coil saucer. If my camera worked I would have taken a picture before composting it....
PPS: I hope you aren't poisonous. That would be a bummer.
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